Scorpio (Dark Humor)
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass
Luma Grothe by Billy Kidd for Barneys S/S 2014
a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"
what the fuck is this kid on
Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?
Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest mentor just in general life.
anyway here’s wonderwall
♪ real human being and a real hero ♪
New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle